Here are some of the worst holiday jokes around that you can use at your next holiday party.
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!
Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!
Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
A: He's a fungi to be with.
Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!
Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.
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